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Q: Why do roofers hate to lie to you?
A: Because afterwards they have to fascia.

Q: Why are posh mechanical engineers so well groomed?
A: Because they know all about hair conditioning.

Q: Why do engineers enjoy fixing steelwork together?
A: Because it’s riveting.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side in a construction accident?
A: He’s all right now.

 

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