Jokes – One Liners
Lunchtime – Prime Suspect – Special Nails – Construction Worker and Engineer – One-Liners
One-Liners
Q: Why do roofers hate to lie to you?
A: Because afterward, they have to fascia.
Q: Why are posh mechanical engineers so well groomed?
A: Because they know all about hair conditioning.
Q: Why do engineers enjoy fixing steelwork together?
A: Because it’s riveting.
Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side in a construction accident?
A: He’s all right now.
Lunchtime – Prime Suspect – Special Nails – Construction Worker and Engineer – One-Liners
